Wednesday, May 26, 2004


So I’m in North Carolina for a week prior to Rhett and Christina’s wedding.


It was wonderful. Warm rain. Rumblings in the sky. Flashes of light. I stepped out of the air conditioning of my rental car and my glasses fogged up.

There are some things I miss about North Carolina.

Not being able to buy beer at the Food Lion near NC State with a California drivers’ license isn’t one of them. I’m friggin’ 30.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

ad space

apparently some chick on ebay is selling tatoo ad space on her breasts for mardi gras.

good time to do some IM brainstorming about the most appropriate ad to run there. thanks to all who contributed. y’all know who y’all are.

good suggestions:

- it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken
- i can’t believe its not butter
- pearl necklaces …. inquire within
- two for one special
- if you can read this you are too close
- babies ‘r’ us
- it takes a licking and keeps on ticking
- good to the last drop
- this bud’s for you
- melts in your mouth, not in your hands
- please don’t squeeze the charmin
- just do it

but nothing can beat:

- got milk?